time to talk about poop again.
or lack thereof, i suppose.
first, i want to tell you about the cleanse i started on monday. it is called zrii.




this is marketed as a weight loss product, but it also claims to be beneficial in other aspects of life: to increase energy, clear up your complexion, increase your sense of well-being, reduce addiction to habit-forming foods (like caffeine, sugar, and alcohol), and to achieve more efficient and effective digestion. BAM. there’s the reason i am trying it.. because my digestion right now is anything but efficient and effective. i will try anything once.
there are four parts to zrii:
- purify 7-day cleanse
- achieve meal replacement shake
- accell metabolism support
- zrii amalaki juice
i heard about this line of products from my mom, who has done the 7 day cleanse and now just drinks the juice. my sister, suni, has also done the 7 day cleanse and uses the products daily. my mom said the cleanse made her feel great and her mind was more clear. she lost a few pounds. my sister raves about zrii. the cleanse made her lose around 7 pounds and her depression has subsided and her energy has skyrocketed. both my mom and sister told me that the cleanse really cleaned them out.. if you know what i mean. while i don’t have a desire to lose weight, i do have the desire to clean out my pipes and digest food like a normal person.. so i thought i would give this zrii thing a shot.
while the company suggests you use all these products while cleansing (and afterward to maintain), the main part of the cleanse is the purify line of products. there are three components to the 7 day cleanse:
- pills
- fiber powder
- oil
the pills are taken first thing in the morning (4 pills) and right before bed (2 pills.)

from the website:
AM Detox – Jump-starts the purification of the body’s tissues each day. Removes toxins from the circulatory system and vital organs.
PM Detox – Promotes elimination of waste material. Cleanses and improves digestive tract function.
the fiber powder tastes absolutely horrible (but comes in a lovely orange flavor!)

from the website:
Fiber – Gentle yet powerful elimination of toxins. Binds to impurities and creates gentle scrubbing action in digestive tract.
the fiber powder is to be mixed into water and you drink it with breakfast and dinner. each serving is 55 calories, 17 grams of carbs, and a whopping 12 grams of fiber. times that by two and you’ve got 24 grams of fiber in your day. it’s not a pleasant way to get fiber, but it definitely is a way. i still think that getting fiber from food, not supplements, is the way to go.. but like i said, i will try anything once.
the oil is also taken with breakfast and dinner—it doesn’t taste nearly as bad as the fiber. it says the flavor is lemon.. i am skeptical.

from the website:
Detox Oil – Removes impurities from fat cells. Separates impurities from tissues. Lubricates the channels of the body. Facilitates waste removal.
i would compare this to olive oil spiked with lemon extract. it contains 135 calories per tablespoon which all come from fat. and like the website says, it is taken to “help move things along” after that huge dose of fiber.
so those are the cleansing components. the company suggests the following during the 7-day cleanse.
from the website:
What to eat.
- Eat mostly plant-based diet while on the PURIFY System.
- Achieve Weight Loss Shakes
- Fresh fruits and vegetables (organic is best)
- Eat lots of green veggies
- Juicing fruits and vegetables is great
- Choose whole grains like quinoa and brown rice (avoid bread if possible)
- Raw nuts, beans and lentils
- Lean proteins – fish, white meat, legumes and soybeans
What NOT to eat.
- Processed foods – chips, cookies, crackers, candies and frozen meals
- Fast food – which isn’t real food anyway…
- Heavy fats including butter and cheese
- Fatty meats & deep fried foods
- “White foods” – sugar, flour, white rice, bread products, shortening
What to drink.
- Of course, drink Zrii! Drink plenty of water every day – we suggest at least six 8-oz. glasses. You may also drink herbal, non-caffeinated teas while on Zrii Purify. Avoid alcohol, soda and caffeine.
How to exercise.
- 20-30 minutes of light to moderate exercise each day. It is important to move around every day because this movement helps flush toxins out of your system.
Get some sleep.
- Go to bed early and aim for 7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Relaxation
- Take time out each day to do something restful: take a hot bath, read a good book, or write in a journal. This is a time to let your body rest and rejuvenate.
so basically.. eat clean, drink water, get some exercise in, get enough sleep, and don’t forget to take a load off. pretty standard principles. it is a basic, straightforward cleanse and you still get to eat food. that’s appealing.
of course, they want you to use their other three products while cleansing.

achieve powder.
they suggest you use their protein powder to replace two meals a day. i have been using it to replace just one meal and then have been eating two meals and one snack each day. i have also been having my blended juice each morning with the fiber and oil supplements.
the meal replacement powder is a blend of pea and whey protein with a whole bunch of other ingredients (you can read them here). i have been mixing the powder with almond milk, peanut butter, half a banana, and ice. it tastes good, but it doesn’t have stellar stats like some of my favorite protein powders do. each serving is 110 calories, 18g protein, 12g carbs, 1g fat and 7g fiber. if i was to check this powder out at the store, i probably wouldn’t buy it. but it does taste good and the ingredient list isn’t bad.. plus, more fiber! so i have been using it this week with the purify cleanse.
accell snack packs.
they say to mix the accell in water and drink this instead of having a snack. it is said to boost metabolism, improve digestion, and relieve stress. but to be completely honest, when i wanted a snack.. i just had a snack. i do plan to try the accell out at least a few times before the 7 days are up.. but i don’t think having a healthy snack is a bad thing so i have done that instead of replacing a snack with accell. plus, i am not in this for weight loss. BUT.. it does say it helps with digestion, so i should give it a go, right? right. good talk.
zrii juice.
they recommend you drink the juice while on the cleanse—1 to 3 ounces daily. when i remember, i will take a swig from the bottle. it tastes good, but i have no idea if it is doing anything for me.
so there’s the cleanse and product line in a nutshell. i paid $300 for the whole she-bang because i wanted to give it my all. it’s one of those pyramid, multi-level marketing things.. so of course if you sign up as an “independent executive”, you get a better deal. it’s free to sign up as an IE, so i did just that. the products i bought would have been $375 if purchased at full retail price.. so the savings isn’t huge, but it’s something.
i am not into the multi-level marketing scheme and i am not trying to go out and sell this stuff, i just wanted to try it to see if it helps my guts. but, since i did sign up to be an IE, they gave me a website where people can read about the product and shop. i honestly don’t want to be a salesperson for this stuff, but i have linked the website in this post because it contains a lot of useful information to those who are looking to try zrii. if you do want to try it, i can put you in contact with someone who will be happy to tell you more about it.. but i am really not a sales person and would rather not try to pitch you some marketing shpill.
okay, now that that is out of the way.. should we talk about how the cleanse is working? okay.
monday: day 1.
i started the cleanse monday morning. i still had my blended juice, probiotic, and digestive enzyme as i have been doing. i didn’t have coffee. i felt fine for most of the day. i didn’t have any more or less energy due to the cleanse. but around 4 o’clock i started getting very bloated. by the end of the night, i was huge. my whole midsection was so distended! more than it ever has been in the past, in fact. the strange thing was that there was zero pain. usually when i am extremely distended, i have quite a bit of pain to go along with the bloating.. but not on monday. i physically felt fine—no pain—but i was very gassy and bloated but couldn’t pass any of the gas or eliminate. i still took the fiber and oil with dinner (we had chicken, quinoa, and asparagus) and the pills before bed. pretty sure this was my body’s reaction to a whole shitload of fiber supplements in the powder and the protein meal replacement and then i ate food and drank juice with fiber on top of that.
tuesday: day 2.
i woke up still gassy and bloated, but not nearly as bad as how i’d gone to bed! i repeated all the steps of the cleanse. i was gassy all day, but again couldn’t really pass the gas and just was bloated. i know the purify supplements were trying to do their job and clean me out, but my body wasn’t allowing me to let anything out. hmmm. i carried on and did everything i was supposed to. i had the most delicious broiled corvina with a honey wine vinegar reduction for dinner.. but that has nothing to do with the cleanse. it was just really good and i thought i’d share.
i ate the fish alongside a baked sweet potato with chobani and some steamed asparagus. we are loving asparagus right now! it’s in season.
anyway, i went to bed not nearly as bloated as monday night. i felt fine, but i didn’t feel any different than every other night of the week. also, the cleanse wasn’t making me poop.
wednesday: day 3.
another day, another nasty morning fiber drink. it took me awhile to choke the fiber and oil down, actually.. if i sip on it, it takes forever. i have found i just have to chug it in one sitting and just get the job done. again, i didn’t feel any different or better.. but i was able to poop after work finally. definitely not as much as i should have (this is so weird to type about, you guys!) but hey, it was something. i went to bed last night with no pain, but i felt VERY, VERY full for some reason. i didn’t even eat a legit dinner, i had just snacked all night on things like crackers & cottage cheese, trail mix, a bagel with PB&J, and some milk. not sure why i felt sooo fullll.. but i did.
thursday: day 4.
today has been different than all the other days. why? because i was in a LOT of pain. the pain hit at about 2 PM and it is now 9 PM and my belly still aches. not as bad as this afternoon, but a dull ache is definitely present. my stomach is pretty distended but not as bad as monday. i am at a loss as to why i am in pain today but wasn’t any of the other days. i haven’t changed any of my regular foods that i eat, and it is the fourth day of taking the purify supplements.. and they didn’t cause pain the first three days. i am seriously stumped as to why i am in pain today, but i am.. and that’s that.
i am planning to follow through with the full 7 day cleanse, but honestly i am not sure it is doing anything for me. it may be a great weight loss product and it may be awesome for digestion for NORMAL people.. but i am anything but normal when it comes to digestion. the products do have a 30 day money back guarantee.. so i am thinking i might have to cash that in if i really see no changes in how i feel.
which brings me to my possible breakthrough.
deep down, i have never thought that my issues have to do with what i am eating. i have had the same problems with bloating, pain, and constipation for years and years and YEARS. i have eaten lots of ways through the years.. the fast food diet, the beer diet, body for life, low carb, and now just clean eating. no matter what i eat, i still have issues. there is no rhyme or reason to the issues and i don’t think they are related to food. after my many, many, MANY hospital tests, my GI doctor confirmed that i have no food allergies, but i do have a mild case of colon inertia, or a lazy colon. he suggested surgery and/or several medications, but i am confident that i can find a solution without going under the knife or relying on pills for the rest of my life.
i started seeking solutions in other avenues, like colon hydrotherapy and changing up my diet, but i haven’t found a solution yet. i have a reader, niki, who has been nothing but amazing since i started rambling about my gut back in september. she had a lot of similar symptoms that i have been dealing with and has given me a lot of information about how she figured out her problem and found a solution. niki kept bringing up something called motility testing—specifically, an anorectal manometry test. this is where your muscles are tested to see if you have the natural reflexes for normal bowel movements (which i clearly do not!) you can click the link if you care to read more about the test.
niki went to the mayo clinic in minnesota where she was diagnosed and treated. in a nutshell, she went through therapy and used biofeedback to retrain her muscles. i had never even HEARD of a manometry test, biofeedback, or pelvic floor therapy. once i started looking into it, i saw that chronic UTIs were also a symptom of these muscular disorders.. something i have dealt with since i was a little girl. i went to several urologists over the years and they could never pinpoint my issue and said it had nothing to do with my urine. but the fact that it could have everything to do with the way my muscles function makes TOTAL sense! my body doesn’t eliminate (urine or stool) when it is supposed to.. and it’s been this way for the majority of my life. and things are just getting worse as time goes on.
SO. the next step? i need to get this anorectal manometry test. my awesome sister, marisa, is a google sleuth extraordinaire and found a couple doctors who can do it here in utah (AND are on my insurance, score!) so i am going to try to get into one of them ASAP. i talked to my GI and he is trying to get me into one of them sooner rather than later.
if this is the solution to my problems, then i cannot wait to find out. my gut tells me (hah—literally and figuratively!) that this really could be what my problem is. i kind of want to cry and jump for joy at the same time because if i didn’t have this blog (and if i didn’t open up and ramble about my poop habits) then i would NEVER have known about this possibility. in addition to the wonderful niki, i have had a few people email me about motility issues and raise my awareness about possibly treating the issues with biofeedback and therapy. this is not something my doctor EVER mentioned to me.
so, again, thank you all for your helpful advice! i know, this has been another rambling post, so if you made it this far.. thanks for reading.
i promise to try to have some lighter posts soon. i know most of you don’t care to read about my GI issues, but for the select few that do.. i think it’s important to get the word out. especially right now, when someone else could need to read exactly what i have just written.
friday tomorrow! yippee!
xo. janetha g.

































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So excited for you. I hope it all works out. I’m new to your blog and I want you to know I love it. You’re a great blogger and an inspiration. All the best.
So glad you are on your way to figuring all this out. Body issues which just don’t want to resolve are the worst. Hope you feel better soon!
fingers crossed for you friend!
I am so excited for you to go do the motility test stuff! I hope that pinpoints your problems and sets you on a path to a solution! :) I was just recently reading about how France does pelvic therapy for all women after giving birth so they can strengthen everything back up and reduce problems. I had never even thought of something like the muscles down there causing problems. I sure hope this works out for you ! :)
Oh man…what a long road it’s been for you! Reading through your daily recaps made me realize how much pain you’ve been in and how rough this has been on your body – you’re great at not complaining. ;) Hope this new lead is a solid one and that you get some good results from here! Take ‘er easy friend, and I hope you have a great weekend.
your reviews are totally awesome. seriously. i wish you all the best with your gi issues. a friend of mine has a chronic disorder and i’ve seen how difficult it can be. power through, girl :)
so funny, i was reading this post so excited about doing the cleanse bc i’m like yay, this is FINALLY going to be the thing that works for me…and then…ha! i was just recently told (again and again and again) i have no allergies, it’s not a food thing, blah blah blah but it’s a motility issue. everything’s normal, i just have slow motility. and of course have been advised to just take laxatives for the rest of my life. uh, no. i had an anorectal manometry a few years back. i hope you get some results. it didn’t show anything for me. but i’ve not heard of the biofeedback. and i don’t have uti’s. (i’ve also participated in clinical studies where i swallowed mini computers to track it through my intestines and then coming out. yum!) definitely keep us posted on your findings. i, too, agree about being open about these things. i know it’s poop we’re talking about but how else would we learn from each other? and who cares, everyone poops. well, normal people :)
I actually am VERY interested! I, like many of your readers probably do too, also have GI issues. Everyone is different and every cure will be different, but I really hope this works for you.
I happened to post about GI issues and wheat today, coincidentally! http://dareyouto.blogspot.com/2012/03/ditch-wheat-for-week.html
GIRRRRLLLL! I have done that. I had PT therapy on my colon and pelvic floor therapy for my sphincter. Its rough but WORTH it. Email me if you need details!
Yeah… I hope this manometry test journey works out for you. because constipation and bloating are absolutely no fun. i know I deal with it at times. but I am interested in how they use the biofeedback for this issue. look forward to hearing more.
I do use biofeedback for anxiety and it works great. got myself off the medication. Best of luck finding a working solution!
So happy for you that you feel you’re on the cusp of a breakthru and unlocking so many of your body’s mysteries. Congrats.
And congrats on your Fitness Mag nomination!
I made it through and am wishing you the best!!!
Hey miss janetha! so glad to hear about your breakthrough. By being open and honest you can def help people in similar situations. I do hope they can schedule you in asap so you can find out if motility issues are the cause. Hope you have a great weekend!
Oh Janetha…. So sorry about all of this. I hope this will shed some light on your situation and FINALLY help you figure things out and feel better. How frustrating that youve had it for so long and they cant seem to figure it out. Sending thoughts and prayers your way.
really really interesting!!!!
not for me I dont think (?) but Im sending my sister your way.
and prayers and virtual hugs.
Fingers crossed that this works out for you!
Man, $300! I’m not a fan of cleanses, but I understand the desire to try everything under the sun to try and fix your issues before going with surgery, but ugh, $300, that hurts a little.
I hope the new test is able to help fix, or solve the problem. I’m sure it’s not pleasant to tell the internet about your poop problems, but I appreciate your honesty about the whole thing. Poop is kind of a weird subject, and i think people are hesitant to talk about it. Hopefully your story is helping someone else confront their own issues.
Good Luck!
Thats another thing. I admire your determination Janetha, but gave up on the money drowning a while back. Do you know how many products I’ve tried, naturopaths I ‘ve seen, etc…the amount of money is surreal surreal. And a huge regret. (But you gotta do what you gotta do in the moment as you see best).
ugh the fiber and oil in the morning are TERRIBLE. i have a pretty weak stomach in the mornings, so trying to gag that down is rough. the whole ‘drinking’ straight up oil grosses me out. day 1 down.. havent been cleaned out, yet, but i do feel a lot more energy!
so so so so so happy you think you have pointed out the issue. and i love reading about your pooping habits :) haha
oh honey, i so hope that this is what’s wrong (well, i wish NOTHING was wrong, but you know what i mean)! i can’t imagine how frustrated you must be…thinking and praying for you!
I have so much to say in response to this post.
First off, talking about poop is so not a gross thing (like you’d think), I think that once you reach a level of frustration like you have (and me), it becomes wide open territory.
About the ziril….honestly (and this is just me…and everyone is totally different, I totally understand that and it is cool that you always seem to take that into serious account), but honestly, I would never take that stuff. Dr. Junger site (one connected with Goop and Gwenyth Paltrow) at the “clean program” has similar products, yada, yada, yada….
At the end of the day, think about what you are putting into your body…some manufactured drink with 12 grams of fiber in it. I mean, why as human beings, do we need to buy things in order to get fiber into our diet.
“The Dr.s” and “Dr. Oz” (I know, cheese reference, but SO true) said it best: The body does not need cleanses and detoxes , etc. They said it loud and clear. What is the best way for the body to purify and cleanse itself daily and naturally: FIBER.
And how do you get fiber? Natural foods, like natural people (not marketing tools that magically put things into a bottle and are sold by a gazillion different brands).
Those gas pains and cramps you explain? I get them a lot. And a lot of times it traces back to trying some “miracle solution”. Useless.
Okay, so LIKE YOU. I TOTALLY AGREE about the muscle thing. And you know why I think this? Because the other day when I was struggling through trying, oh trying, to “move the bowels”…well, its like I could actually feel the muscle tense, release, and then CATCH..does that make sense? Like just before it would let the poop go, its like my muscles literally didn’t know what to do and would catch and say “wait a second, i don’t know how to do this”, and pull back, and voila, I end up very very dissatisfied and wanting to hide under the bed covers again all day before I feel like s*&! (go figure).
An RD I consulted recently thought something similar…BUT she thinks that they can naturally relax and get back to normal with a lot less stress and consistent eating (i.e no diet trends, no fancy schmancy food, no new lifestyle, and no stress about food or life, etc)….she honestly thinks that I can eat dairy (although she recommends the fruit-flavored lower protein ones to be honest because they are smoother and liquidy for the tummy), she thinks I can eat gluten (I have avoided it for so long), she knows I’ve always tried to be super “healthy” on some quest to solve my bowel issues…and she said she knows i’m relunctant, and it seems “odd” and stuff, but she has to admit that with her experience and own personal background (she went through the whole “oh, healthy food only” phase before) that she says nothing gets the bowels moving like good old wheat bran (all bran buds, wheat bran itself, corn bran, etc)…but she said if I’m so intent on health and gluten-free then at least aim for more flax, air-popped popcorn, veggies that are actually conducive to elimination and gentler on tummy if cooked enough (corn, peas, carrots, cauliflower, broccolli), etc etc….but she also wants me to not stress about food (pancakes, sure…salads sure…grilled cheese and tomato soup sure…but she did warn not to overcomplicate meals and to try adding gently things like maple syrup, honey, jams to breads and yogurts and stuff.
The problem with me is that I am vastly underweight already, so this is a fight everyday.. BUT like you, I have similar conclusions + I don’t want to lose weight (cool to know).
Every day I feel like I’m walking on eggshells. Its like I can only think about this whole situation. I guess that is semi-understandable because when your bowels don’t work right, its not exactly a comfortable way to proceed through each day.
oh, same thoughts on the oil. I actually am using 3 tbsps of oil per day (during the day in shake, salad, on chicken with potato, on bread, etc). I use flaxseed, olive, coconut, etc at each different time. I just do this to add cals with decent nutrition. BUT again, why choke down some packaged oil that you don’t want. I don’t know. I guess everyone is different.
i’ve been where you are and have done the pelvic floor retraining. the muscles won’t just remember how to work right….they can’t. this is the way they have been functioning, so this is the only way they know. the pelvic floor is actually a voluntary muscle (as opposed to the heart, which just beats…) and if you think it is catching (which was a sensation i had all the time) then you have to learn when it catches and how to release it. it is just doing what it knows and it can’t do anything different. don’t trust that it will just relax….it relaxes already as far as it knows how to. there is a whole other range of relaxation that is not available to you because your muscles don’t know how to do it. please find someone who can give you a diagnosis and help you with therapy. you don’t have to have a tight ass and be full of shit!
Nicole, what was your diagnosis exactly and what precise doctors did you have to see ? (can a regular GP be enough?…I don’t have money and where I live wait lists are long for anyone else.). So how can I help myself? How can one learn pelvic retraining on their own.
Also, when I do eliminate, (sorry TMI,,but) it is either with dirty, filthy water, or its narrow kinda pebbles, or its mush and flat (like a pile of cow manure that someone stepped on).
My diagnosis was an evacuation disorder and pelvic floor dysfunction. i have had pelvic floor dysfunction for some time, but the evacuation disorder came later. All of my GP’s have looked at me like I was crazy when I tried to figure all the symptoms out, since it can look like a lot of things. I had the best luck with a Physical Therapist who specialized in Pelvic Floor dysfunction. I asked my GP for that referral a couple of years ago. The evacuation disorder diagnosis came after I saw a motility specialist GI doc. My ob-gyn never mentioned pelvic floor retraining after a baby came out of there…and I think it would have been helpful. My experience is that you have to find someone who is experienced in this stuff. I suspect there are a lot of doctors that don’t know about the symptoms or how to begin to treat it. Many men have pelvic floor dysfunction, but never think about it since it is all inside and the only way to get to it is….so they think its just chronic back pain, incontinence, whatever.
My physical therapist recommended two books:
Heal Pelvic Pain by Amy Stein (pages 28 – 29 has the most amazing list of symptoms….stuff you would never consider.)
Ending Female Pain: A Woman’s Manual by Isa Herrera. (has a really great home care program…stretching, strengthening, and trigger point release.)
You can get a gadget called the crystal wand and use it for interior pelvic floor trigger point release. The Isa Herrara book has directions and diagrams for how to do it. I would start there. You can get some relief for all the pelvic floor muscles that way. Before I did the evacuation disorders therapy I used to use that every other day. The thing that was so helpful though about that therapy is that I learned how to fully release those muscles. With the other therapy I did, I learned to relax a little from the tension I held so I decreased my pain, but it was all still too tight. If you are having trouble evacuating (which is sounds like you are…if your stool is round, skinny pellets or long skinny pencil shapes the stool is being forced to take on the shape of the space the contracted muscles are making as it passes. ) I think the only way to help is to learn how to relax and coordinate those muscles so you can have a bowel movement. It would be like trying to do a bicep curl when all your triceps knows to do is contract. You have to learn how to relax the tricep muscle as you contract the bicep. It is not fun and it is not cheap, even with insurance, but I am so thankful I did it. I couldn’t see any other way to fix it.
Get yourself some miralax and a stool softener in the meantime. I found a capful and a pill twice a day really helped. There is a higher dose, but it really upset my stomach. That will draw more moisture to your stool and soften it so it will be easier to pass in the smaller space. It will also create more of an urge so your colon can help.
Also find some directions on diaphragmatic breathing and practice that as much as you can. I used to get into happy baby yoga pose and put a heating pad on my crotch. The heat will help the muscles to release even more in the pose. Y can also lay on your side with your knees bent to 90 degrees and put the heating pad on your bottom to help relax the muscles. Doing that before the crystal wand would really help.
Good luck! You can get better and have normal bowel movements. I am amazed and thankful that it can be so easy every single day.
My biofeedback home trainer came from Essential Control Systems in TN. I would have not felt comfortable learning how to use it on my own, but that might be an option. To learn to coordinate the muscles, you need to work with a balloon, and you really need some help with that.
I have never been one to stress over food nor have I been underweight, and I strongly believe that my diet has nothing to do with my bowel issues.. but I do think that some people need to change their diet to fix their own GI issues. i am grateful that I can eat anything and am not intolerant to any foods, I would cry if I had to give up ice cream or sourdough bread!
Best of luck figuring your stuff out! It is a fun path!
Oh wow — isn’t it awesome the connections blogging can bring/allow us to make?! I really hope your issue is solvable sans surgery as well! Fingers crossed!
Okay, I know all of my comments lately have circled around my ItWorks products…I truly am NOT just trying to sell things…I truly believe in the product and I think it can really bring you some relief! Here’s the thing…since EVERYTHING you’re ingesting isn’t helping, I’m really feeling like the ultimate body applicator will be PERFECT. It flushes toxins from the outside in, so it’s not something you will have to take orally that can cause additional stress, digestively speaking. I wish you the best of luck, sweetpea. I really am praying that the wrap can help!
xo
Ahh I hope this is finally the answer for you! I have my fingers crossed and toes that this woks for you!
Thanks for such detailed feedback about the cleanse and how it makes you feel each day. I’m sorry that it hasn’t made you any better. :(
And just so you know- I think it’s great when you talk about poop! We all do it- and it’s an important function that some people take for granted!
Also, props to you for trying to figure out your solution “naturally” rather than taking meds or going under the knife. I’m confident that you’ll find that breakthrough asap- hopefully with this next test!
Wow.. what a bummer.. I feel so bad that you’ve had all of these issues for so long. I have dealt with some tummy trouble.. but nothing of this caliber. I hope your finding the end of the road! Feel better!
So glad to hear there’s more hope for you without surgery! :) That’s really great…and awesome that there are a couple options for you in Utah. Even though I got excited when you said Mayo because I thought maybe I could run to the cities and meet you finally!!
Loving the updates!
So happy that you are finding the light at the end of the tunnel! Thank you for your honest review of the cleanse, I think it is so much better to read a review from a real user than some random from that products website. I am waiting anxiously for your post on protein powders and to hear how this whole poop situation turns out. Also, tell me more about this beer diet ;)
I hope you finally find out what’s going on and get some relief!
I must say, this is the most entertaining blog about poop (or lack thereof) that I’ve read in a while……lol
woo! i’m glad you are finally starting to make some progress in terms of understanding your situation. your health is so much of what makes a happy full life so you need to be feeling your best dear ^_^ see i wasn’t smoking something when i told you about me taking a tbsp of EVOO am/pm. oil works! happy weekend and good luck j!
Interesting; the AM detox has many of the ingredients my naturopathic prescribed seasonal detox has.
Where can you buy this? Online or at a store? I’m in Canada.
I’m so sorry you are having a bad time with this! I went through all this for a year and a half (the distention every day with eating, severe abdominal pain etc) and it was terrible. I told the Dr I felt I was going to develop an eating disorder because everytime I ate I hurt and therefore never wanted to eat! Vicious cycle.
Anyway, I have commented before mine was solved by being diagnosed with Endometriosis and allergies to BC pills…. but I do know how to help eliminate the painful bloating/gas. My GI told me to lay down on your belly with a pillow under your midsection to help push out the gas/air. I did this a lot after dinner and it did help. It doesn’t prevent it from happening of course, but it does give you relief. I also ended up sleeping with a pillow under my stomach to help eliminate whatever was still in there all throughout the night and honestly still sleep this way as we speak. Guess I know how much it helped me and now I can’t seem to stop :) Best of luck dear.
I had that test done and while it wasn’t the issue for me, it was a relatively easy test (I’ve had them all and all done in a teaching hospital!). I’ve also tried cleanses similar to the one you are doing and I think you are right, for people without digestive issues, it works. For those of us with issues though, they don’t work so well. I have major constipation issues and take 800 mg of magnesium at night (before bed) as well as Zelnorm every morning and before dinner. I know you aren’t interested in taking pills every day so this isnt a solution for you. Hopefully this test gives you the relief you need (literally and figuratively!).
Thanks for sharing what works for you, Lisa! I appreciate it!
Janetha, I don’t mind reading about your issues! I think you are brave to talk about it knowing that some people may not appreciate it. I really hope that you can get that test done and finally feel some relief!
I struggle with similar issues and I really appreciate all the honesty about what you’re going through because it gives me new ideas to try, as well as hope that I don’t have to live with a sluggish bowel either. Please continue to update us with the new tests. And I hope you feel better soon!
i think it’s awesome and really interesting that you are comfortable going into details about your issues and i bet it’s also helping other people. i have a bunch of stomach problems (notttt to the extent you do, but some) and it’s definitely helpful for me to read your posts and the comments and get new ideas about what might be able to help me. hope this next test is it for you!!
My goodness girl! I feel for you! Sorry to hear this wasn’t the right solution :( Hopefully the next one is the winner!
I am so happy to hear that you may have found a great solution to your health problems! I will continue to pray for you and I really hope this is the answer for you! I hope you are feeling good today!
I HOPE that is what’s wrong with you and you can finally find some answers to your questions. I can only imagine just how frustrating this all is for you – seriously, I’m so sorry you have to go through this. I’ve heard of Biofeedback before, but that’s just because a lot of kids with ADHD use it to retrain their brains/reflexes to help with their diagnosis.
read every last stinkin word of this blasted post! i’m rooting for you and that lazy-a$$ colon!! Go, colon, GO!
Good luck, I really hope this works for you!
Love it!!! I hope it works for you and I can’t wait to hear the results!!!
I’ve heard of zrii before and it looks cool!
Hahaha, a “Marketing Scheme” has allowed me to help our team live their dreams and just broke me 6 figs in 5 months :) I LOVE IT!!!
Happy Weekend!
xxoo
I hope this new test brings you the answers you are looking for. Good luck! I know how frustrating it can be to not know what’s going on with your body.
YAH for a reader having an idea that can work!! Best of luck to you!
I know you’ll inform me on the gorry details of it all. Looking forward to getting some answers and resolutions.
As for the meal replacement statsl I thought they were good: high protein, high high fiber, not too high carb. But really, what is the consistency and the taste like? that is what is important as to compliance!
Fingers, toes and paws crossed here for answers!
I read your blog almost daily but don’t comment often. I’ve been following your tummy troubles and they mirror almost exactly what I was experiencing. I also do not have any food allergies, but I have always thought that SOMEthing in my diet has caused the pain, bloating, and constipation. Recently I decided to do an experiment. I eliminated all dairy, red meat, and gluten from my diet, cold turkey. It’s been about a week and I have not had ONE stomach issue since. I have more energy, and overall I just FEEL better. I’m not sure what the exact culprit is, but I’m going to start reintroducing these foods into my diet slowly, one at a time, to see if I can pinpoint it. So maybe you could try something similar? It might actually help you to come to your own conclusion without expensive medical intervention.
cannot wait to hear more about your test and what you find out!! and thank you for the emails ;)
xoxo
M
I really hope this test can shed some light on what is causing all of your GI issues! I also have been all over the board with eating habits and my issues have stayed with me the entire time! And I also don’t want to be on pills forever. :( I hate lazy colons!
My friend from college (Katie) is now a health coach. She’s doing some amazing things at Rooted Wellbeing (http://www.rootedwellbeing.com/) with women’s health. Her cleanses are about food (not supplements) and her programs are about finding what works best for your body. You should definitely check it out and see if she can help you with anything! :)
From Katie – “it sounds really similar to what I had back in the day, but the indication of UTIs means something else is going on – not just the food. QUIT the yogurt and dairy asap. Obviously I don’t have a ton of her information but it sounds like she has an overgrowth of bad bacteria and she needs to rebalance that and heal the lining of her digestive tract. Unless there is a symptom she is not saying… almost all signs point to that. The cleanse might help a little and that zrii cleanse is good, but it doesn’t get to the root of what she needs. Doctors don’t acknowledge candida – the bad bacteria. If she wants to chat with me… send her my way. :)” katie (at) rootedwellbeing (dot) com
Luckily my doctor put me on a rebalancing regimen to start with–a combo of antibiotics and probiotics to get rid of the bad bacteria overgrowth. He said that this helps most his patients and they will do it 3-4 times a year to balance things out.
I have done a candida cleanse before (from ReNew life) and also tried this prescription regimen from my GI doc.
Unfortunately it did nothing for me, and I am back to square one. That is why I am so confident that it has to do with motility more than food.
Thanks so much for your comments and help and advice! Tell Katie thanks, too!
My nine year old daughter has chronic UTI’s and has major constipation issues. She sees a nephrologist regularly and has every invasive test imaginable done to her. Every time we have a dr visit I hear….Mommy, are they going to put soup in my tee tee (sorry if TMI but that’s how they explained a very tramatic procedure to her). They think her muscles down there don’t work right and that she needs to re-train them. They have her on two antibiotics (to keep the UTI’s from coming back) and a stool softener. I’m blabbing by now…
My point is that the nephrologist thinks she will simply outgrow this but she’s had these problems since she’s been two. I know…poor baby.
I’m so glad you’re blogging about this in the event that she doesn’t outgrow this. I don’t like the drugs…and would like to get her off of them.
Long way of saying…keep the pooping posts coming! :)
Yep, I had UTIs and was like your little girl when I was a little girl.. getting poked and giving pee samples and hating life :( I feel for her. I hope she does grow out of it…
I feel your pain, girl. I have had the same struggles all my life as well. I’ve had colonoscopies, hydrotherapies, allergy tests and everything in between but nothing seems to be “wrong”. I’ve also depended on different forms of laxatives for many years, and I’m pretty sure that’s not helping with my ‘down-there’ muscle tone. So I’m really excited to hear about your results and I hope this works for you!
i cannot WAIT to hear about this. niki’s comment definitely struck a cord with me too, but unlike you i am very certain diet plays a role in my bloating and pain. however ive know since i was very young that i have ibs-c with colonic inertia so im sure it just adds fuel to the fire, so to speak. im so glad your sister is such a sleuth bc as soon as i heard mayo clinic from niki i cringed knowing that is very special treatment…let me know how it all goes. im definitely rooting for you!!
THIS EXACTLY is why I love your blog. You totally rock!!! Thinking about trying the cleanse… hmmm….. ;-) Good luck with the dr.’s!!!!
Janetha!
Fill me in on he deets for the doctors you found here that do the mobility testing. This is new info to me and I am curious if this is something I should check out. Thank you for being so open about your issues, cause hello so many of us have them and it is really refreshing to have someone talk about it so openly. You rock. :)
Thanks girl!
Dr Tai Kim is who I am going to see! Look him up, he’s in the avenues.