once upon a time i made my bed.
that rarely happens.
once upon a time i painted my nails.
that was yesterday.
less than 2 hours later, i was already missing a full index fingerful of nail polish.
i shouldn’t paint my nails.
once upon a time i made this week’s meal plan.
once upon a time i got home from the store and the power was out.
i had a bunch of perishables and got a little worried.
less than 10 minutes later, the power came back on.
once upon a time i found out that fitmixer would no longer be sold at costco.
it is $30 online.. and $10 at costco.
so i bought $100 worth.
that’s logical, right?
once upon a time i bought a new vacuum because it was on sale for $100 at costco.
once upon a time i made horchata for a dozen people.
it was in a big jug, way bigger than what i needed, but it was the only container large enough to hold the horchata.. and it wouldn’t fit in the fridge. so, to keep it cold, i put it outside in the snow.
oh yeah, it snowed.
once upon a time i had a TON of leftover rice+cinnamon sticks from making horchata.
i am saving it to make rice pudding.
once upon a time we bought a new vitamix because our old one broke.
word on the street is vitamixes will make whole food juice, so today i decided to give it a whirl.
i used grapes, kale, celery, an apple, cucumber, a little water, and ice.
and it was tasty.
once upon a time we had over six types of bread at one time.
the top of the fridge is the best place to keep bread, because it happens to be randy’s FAVORITE food.
he is a short little guy.
he can’t reach the bread.
this pisses him off.
(please leave me a short story of your own.)
xo. janetha g.