funny email friday.

by Janetha on December 9, 2011

in humor

finally friday! i am so stoked. i will be back later with a legit post, but for now.. laugh at these random google search suggestions that i got in an email from my friend, sabrina.


















xo. janetha g.

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Emily December 9, 2011 at 10:52 am

haha!! you should put a disclamer.. “Do not read this post if you’re sitting in your office cube alone, and should not burst out laughing”

amy December 9, 2011 at 11:12 am

Hahahaha! This made me laugh so hard, I love Google.

Brittany @ GOtheXtraMile December 9, 2011 at 11:15 am

These just made my day! HAha too funny.

Claire @ Live and Love to Eat December 9, 2011 at 11:19 am

Thanks for making my Friday afternooon go a BIT faster.

Ashley @ My Food 'N' Fitness Diaries December 9, 2011 at 11:24 am

haha i love these! thanks for giving me a good laugh today! ;)

Heather @ Better With Veggies December 9, 2011 at 11:27 am

“Sometimes when I’m alone I pretend I’m a carrot”….what?! How does one even do that?! =)

Lauren @ What Lauren Likes December 9, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Haha! I was just going to ask the same question… :)

Theodora December 10, 2011 at 10:37 am

You don’t? Oh…

Heather (Heather's Dish) December 9, 2011 at 12:15 pm

You have no idea how you completely made my day. I love this!

Roz@weightingfor50 December 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm

HILARIOUS!!!!! Why can’t I own a Canadian? I AM a Canadian, and I can be bought!!! :) Highest offer takes me! (that sounds so wrong! :) )

Ashley @ Coffee Cake and Cardio December 9, 2011 at 12:19 pm

That is hysterical!! I love it!

Gina @ Running to the Kitchen December 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Haha. Amazing.

kaliesthoughts December 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Oh my god I love this post needed a laugh today!

RunEatRepeat December 9, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Hey, I spot a ginger joke!

Katie December 9, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Ahahah! Too funny – thanks for the Friday laugh. Love you!

Lindsay @ Lindsay's List December 9, 2011 at 3:34 pm

I love you BOTH!

Prathiba December 9, 2011 at 1:52 pm

HAHA! I loved this! It definitely made my day! too funny!

katie @KatieDid December 9, 2011 at 2:17 pm

ahhh just got a good laugh thank you!!

Jamie @ Don't Forget the Cinnamon December 9, 2011 at 2:51 pm

My favorite is “Why Can’t I Own A Canadian” HAHAHAHAH

Kerryne December 9, 2011 at 3:31 pm

LOL… love these!

Krystina December 9, 2011 at 3:41 pm


“Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?”

“I filled out luggage with orphan meat”


Eden December 9, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Those are good, but I can do better.

what would happen if I ate nothing but vegetables that it would be so painful for me to digest that it would make my butt fall off?

Yea, I don’t want to find out. Good thing I like meat and ice cream.

katilda December 9, 2011 at 4:36 pm

oh. em. golly. i am so tickled by this. i swear the people at google are planting these on purpose. this is kind of like reading the search terms that lead people to your blog…two of my current top contenders are “a pig” and “vintage demolition derby.” shrug.

Stephanie @cookinfanatic December 9, 2011 at 6:48 pm

omgggg these are hilarious!!!!!! this post just got forwarded to many a friend, love it.

Candice December 9, 2011 at 9:48 pm

haha!! OMH.. those are hilarious!

Laura December 9, 2011 at 10:29 pm

The CIA ruins everything. But at least now I know it’s ok to time travel.

Lisa Broadley December 10, 2011 at 6:39 am

What’s wrong with owning Canadians?? We’re well mannered and friendly!

Deb (SmoothieGirlEatsToo) December 10, 2011 at 6:07 pm

I was thinking the same thing!

Asian Bitch December 10, 2011 at 2:29 pm

…”Is it normal to eat your period blood???”
I wanna puke.

Deb (SmoothieGirlEatsToo) December 10, 2011 at 6:06 pm

C’mon. You KNOW you’ve hit that “I’m feeling lucky” button.

Annette@EnjoyYourHealthyLife December 10, 2011 at 7:54 pm

hahAHAHA. Awesomesauce.

Allison December 11, 2011 at 5:01 am

There’s a book of all these silly Google searches [and some side commentary] at Urban Outfitters :P My Dear and I spent almost an hour once reading it!

Jessiker December 12, 2011 at 4:30 pm


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